Meet Cupid, the pony with the heart-shaped spot and enough confidence to fill the whole barn. With a sparkling white coat that practically glows in the sun and a mane he flips like a runway model, Cupid is always ready for his close-up. He’s older than he lets on—don’t expect him to admit his real age—but you’d never guess it from the way he struts into every horse show like he owns the place.

Cupid lives for attention, especially from the other ponies, and believes applause should follow him wherever he goes. He’s sweet, yes—but only if you’ve remembered his treats and told him at least once how gorgeous he looks. Forget either, and you might get a dramatic head toss and his signature “you’ve got to be kidding me” look.

Vain? Maybe a little. Fabulous? Absolutely.