Meet Bob, the most glamorous pony in the pasture. He wakes up flawless, refuses to be seen without his signature forelock flip, and fully believes he belongs on the cover of Vogue: Pony Edition. Bob spends hours admiring his reflection in water troughs, windows, and sometimes even puddles. If you don’t compliment his hair at least twice a day, expect some serious side-eye. But don’t let the beauty fool you—Bob will absolutely refuse to step in mud. Fashion over function, always.
